{"product_id":"festive-as-f-ck-hilariously-irreverent-cross-stitch-for-the-holidays-copy","title":"Maybe Swearing Will Help -- Relax and Curse Your A** Off in Cross-Stitch","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"module-wrap\" id=\"m-1710504351796-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"module gf_module-left gf_module-left-lg gf_module--md gf_module--sm gf_module--xs\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"m-1711965870555\" class=\"module-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"module gf_module- gf_module--lg gf_module--md gf_module--sm gf_module--xs\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMaybe Swearing Will Help -- Relax and Curse Your A** Off in Cross Stitch\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/insighteditions.com\/products\/maybe-swearing-will-help\" class=\"gf_product-title gf_gs-text-heading-3\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are times when just hollering obscenities won’t do—you need to stab something. Now you can do both. Maybe Swearing Will Help combines two of the best stress-relievers—cursing, and cross stitch—into one of the most irreverently enjoyable crafting experiences you’ll ever have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith 25 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitch designers, this book has everything from a modern take on the traditional sampler to retro comic book designs, all with snarky to downright foul-mouthed phrases. It is definitely not your grandmother’s cross stitch!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo previous experience is required. In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, the book includes a guide to basic lesson in cross-stitch techniques, so anyone can start swearin’ and stabbin’ right away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you want the world to know that they need to wash their damn hands or you want to stitch a gift for your favorite potty mouth, Maybe Swearing Will Help has just what you need to find your way to inner f*cking peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSWEARING AND STABBING: Get out your aggressions with a easy-to-make foul-mouth cross-stitch projects\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e25 PATTERNS: Choose from dozens of designs to send just the right message, from Bollocks to F*ck It\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFOR EVERY SKILL LEVEL: From beginning potty-mouths to expletive experts, Maybe Swearing Will Help includes complete patterns, step–by-step instructions, and a guide to cross-stitch basics\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by more than a dozen of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eINSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your beautiful damned artwork\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Weldon Owen","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53881460392250,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/7960\/2490\/files\/MaybeSwearingwillHelp.jpg?v=1786204073","url":"https:\/\/www.warmandwooly.com\/products\/festive-as-f-ck-hilariously-irreverent-cross-stitch-for-the-holidays-copy","provider":"Warm and Wooly","version":"1.0","type":"link"}